futurefantastic: guys it’s only called xbox one when the president is physically on board smh
Don’t mind me… I’m just passing by, while you are just...– 27 years of being me.
Reblog y les mando un bonito ask :3
I still have the receipt from the one and only coffee we shared. You may not...– 27 years of being stupid
That cold night, we crossed our fingers and gave each other a kiss. Do you still...– 27 years of being me.
send me a fruit
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
And I sat there, wondering… was that THE right choice? Was she, THE ONE I...– 27 years of regrets.
kiss ♡ bang: kurosu: i fucking hate every pompous... →
kurosu: i fucking hate every pompous motherfucker who acts like retail or food service jobs are for people who are stupid or lazy or that ending up in one instead of idk going to college and ~changing the world~ (lmfao) is the worst position you could be in ever. fuck you, we work hard, on…
Tomorrow’s the birthday party of a friend of mine. Not only a birthday party A costume birthday party. No idea what I’m going to wear. So far, I have 2 options but no of them seem to be THAT great. Why do I put myself in this sort of situations?
if Sherlock Holmes ever does gets to go to the bathroom. People keep saying “No shit, Sherlock” so I imagine he has serious bowel/bladder issues.
I think it's time to blow this scene.
thousandhandbrightskycannon: Get everybody and their stuff together. Okay, 3 2 1 Let’s jam.
snacksidents: i specialize in wearing different variations of the same basic outfit every day So, to put things on a simple perspective, you are a cartoon character.
ATTENTION ALL DOCTOR WHO FANS
dickdickdickdickdickdick: Step I; Open this Step II; Open this Step III; Have fun for hours
Reblog this for a pick up line in your ask box.
iheartpkmn: theunfler: she-dreamed-in-black-and-white: behind-my-scars-are-stories: behind-my-scars-are-stories: Im bored. i waSNT EXPECTING OVER 30. yEAH THAT’S RIGHT, PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED. PICK UP LINE HOUR IS NOW Go ahead. Make. My. Day.
miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring...
Just finished watching "Evangelion 3.33"
The only thing I can say is… HOLY FUDGE! WHAT HAPPENED!?!
blimpcat: i was listening to this song when i...
After re-watching "The Matrix" trilogy, once...
I wonder… Why did all (or most) of the people in Zion looked like they belonged inside a Enrique Iglesias videoclip? I mean, COME ON. Go watch “Reloaded” and “Revolutions” and see it for yourself.
You are an a-hole...
I’m a b-hole… The rest of them are C, D, E and F-holes.